#hate her hate her hate her (affectionate)

[chiyana]

this is the stupidest crossover possible but I want Tim to make House his doctor

yes that House

why? He needs someone who is very good, will not give up or send Tim out to a different specialist just because his medical condition is difficult, will not be overly concerned about the danger Tim puts himself in, and will lie on Tim's medical records AND to Batman/Bruce Wayne/all of the Bats without hesitation or fear.

House is and will do all of those things without hesitation. He has no shame, no boundaries, he WILL get into a public fight with Bruce Wayne if it means keeping that man out of his patient's (and House's) business. He will help Tim lie to and gaslight the rest of his family without hesitation.

in exchange, Tim is his favorite patient. Not because they get along, necessarily, Tim is a know-it-all little shit and they constantly bicker and House hates how practically every facet of Tim's existence is a lie (and Tim thinks House is a smug know-it-all jackass who is needlessly cruel and callous bc he thinks the world owes him and never delivers just bc he's in pain, news flash a lot of people are in pain and manage not to be assholes) BUT, 1, Tim brings him really interesting cases and problems, and 2, Tim NEVER lies to House about his medical conditions or what he was doing when they happened.

He lies about literally almost everything else under the sun TO everyone else, but he is 100% completely upfront and honest about his medical history and what is going on with him with House.

admittedly it takes a while for House to realize Tim ISN'T lying to him because some of the shit he says is completely insane ("the vigilante thing is pretty obvious but what do you MEAN you got the Apocalypse virus TWICE, AND SURVIVED, AS A FOURTEEN-FIFTEEN YEAR OLD")

but once he realizes Tim doesn't ever lie to him, he becomes House's favorite patient because at least TIM gives him all of the data he needs as best he's able the moment he asks. At least House doesn't have to waste his time following up on bogus information or figuring out the truth, he can just get right into the meat of the medical issue at hand.

also it's so fun to lie directly to Batman's face, know the man knows, and know he can't do anything about it

[cinnamonhex]

here to spread my ianthe tridentarius agenda

[vciousevrvale]

this book. we can't let m l rio get away with this

[em-bandaid-boy]

could you draw Cyn?

THE SOLVER OF THE ABSOLUTE FABRIC, THE VOID, THE EXPONENTIAL END!!

[thefoelestfoe]

Ugly creature alert

[mmelolabelle]

Dreamstat referring to Claudia as “our daughter”rather than “sister” doesn’t just reveal that whatever he tells Claudia (and himself), Louis still ultimately thinks of Claudia as his daughter and knows on some level that he’s failing her, but also tells us about the real Lestat’s view of her, because apparently even the most fucked up parts of Louis’ mind cannot conjure up a version of Lestat that doesn’t treat Claudia as his fledgling/child before everything else ->

“It's not as simple as choosing a new family configuration. 'Now I'm your cousin.' 'Now I'm your aunt.' I am your maker!’” (Lestat, 1x06) ->

“Claudia was my dark child, my love, evil of my evil. Claudia broke my heart.” (The Vampire Lestat)

[thenextgalaxy]

Maj'el, the vulcan teenager

[ex0rin]

S06E16: Last Day On Earth | S09E01: A New Beginning Negan Smith & Maggie Rhee ✨parallels✨

[compulsiveglassmuncher]

so tired of ppl turning phoenix into a ball of sunshine in fanfics that man is a BITCH he is a pathetic LOSER w a stupid face that is chronically worn out from his weird ass friends

[supemaeve]

It's funny, you know, of all the people here, I've known you the longest. Sometimes it just seems like you're the only person I can lean on.

[alfazoings]

old insane women my beloved

[micia-posts-stuff]

Twilight: Oh no! Damian hates Anya Becky, Melinda, Jeeves:???????????

[kindest-little-fella-in-town]

:]

[detentiontrack]

All gay people know how to do is dress fucking stupid

[ecto-stone]

Misery Love Company ~

[magpie-trove]

I am going to watch Teen Wolf tomorrow God willing when I have access to a Hulu device and I’m not responsible for the person I become then, but in the meantime I kinda started Buffy (free on Tubi rn which will work on my phone) and my thoughts are

1. Jim Hensonesque monsters

2. If Buffy wasn’t played by Sarah Michelle Gellar she would be So Annoying but she is so she isn’t

3. Why are all these high schoolers like sorry mom I’m going to the club and moms like oh ok have fun! Maybe clubs aren’t what I (<-girl who’s never even seen a club cause we don’t have any in smallville) thought they were? Or is it cool to underage drink in the 90’s

4. Christianity is a “myth” and actually your weird supernatural history is real then why does the cross work to repel demons riddle me THAT

5. I’m the guy looking for a textbook in the library who accidentally hears Buffy and the teacher having a heated conversation about vampires and goes ??? Huh fr?? Word I guess

6. I Hate This Angel Guy